I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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