I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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