Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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