PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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