He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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