"it" just moved
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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