She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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