sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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