Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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