So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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