Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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