you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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