By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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