Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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