I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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