Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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