they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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