We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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