i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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