He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm at about main and main street
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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