A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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