I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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