i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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