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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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