Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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