She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have aggressive nipples.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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