I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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