at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Randomize