I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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