my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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