yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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