So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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