I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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