He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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