YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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