just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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