I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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