i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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