No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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