Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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