I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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