The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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