some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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