i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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