He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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