he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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