I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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