I wish I could teleport
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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