do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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