We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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